dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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