I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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