you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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