Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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