I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
And then he peed in my hair
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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