It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Randomize