White coat. Heels.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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