Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
All I want is dick and wine.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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