go do what you do best...puke behind churches
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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