I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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