You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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