everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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