If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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