You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you would pick up someone in the library
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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