We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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