I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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