i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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