Having a random hookup so left but love u
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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