You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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