i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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