Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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