I like to think it a success when the cops are called
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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