You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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