: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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