I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my sisters under your porch take her home
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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