she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
