Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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