I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Bring me that man meat
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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