haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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