its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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