I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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