I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
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