No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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