She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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