i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
as a side note pls kill me
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I woke up under a house in Key West
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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