I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
