After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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