yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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