Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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