I need help removing her.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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