Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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