the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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