i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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