like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
How's work?
Spinning.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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