Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Drunk is not a location!
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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