Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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