Tell her she can't have a vagina
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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