Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
