I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
