My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am midnight drunk by noon
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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