im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
We smell like vodka and hangover
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