Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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