Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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