That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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