You work out of a Hotel?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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